Hi r/MMA,Long-time lurker first-time poster here. I want girls to think I'm tough so I tell them I'm an MMA fighter. I don't have any MMA experience though so I'm just wondering if someone can link a fight where you can't really see the fighters' faces. Preferably one where a skinny white guy KOs someone.My plan is to send the video to girls I like and tell them it's me. First I'll edit the footage so that it cuts straight to a dick pic right after the KO. That way, I'll get them at peak violence-arousal.I'll come back here to thank you guys when I'm doing the backstroke through vagina. Like "Scrooge McDick" as our Lord and savior Brandon Schaub would say.Peace via /r/MMA http://ift.tt/2yEj9Au Hi r/MMA , Long-time lurker first-time poster here. I want girls to think I'm tough so I tell them I'm an MMA fighter. I don't have any MMA experience though so I'm just wondering if someone can link a fight where you can...