My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park." via /r/dadjokes http://ift.tt/2ykqi9k

He winked at me and said, "I'm off duty in ten minutes - meet me in the car park."